Right, but first I will explain my last one boo stfu, let him speak * Please is now known as Crowd1 Come on then When someone hears of the kingdom, but does not understand, the wicked one comes and steals it away. That is the seed that fell alongside the path The seed that fell on the stony places is one that hears and is glad uh-huh ... but it has no roots in him and so dies when he is in trouble The one with the thorns is someone who receives it, but worries to much and it dies... He that has good ground hears it, understands it and bears fruit, some a hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty Right Understood Which are we, then? He who hath ears, let him hear. What kind of answer is that? That is telling us nothing He's losing it... master... I have another story! Right... no, really, it's a good one! Go on then The kingdom of Heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in a field! That's the same story! wtf! nonono! While this man slept, his enemy came and sowed tares amongst the wheat and went away wtf are tares weeds, like thistles and stuff Then why not say that? I like the word tares * Jesus sulks Watch it, you crowds! * Disciples slaps Crowd1 around a bit with a large trout Finish your story then You sure? Yes Really sure? YES k so when the seed sprung up the tares also did and the servants asked: Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up? But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn. That's it ... erm... Hello? I'll tell another story then The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field: Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof. ... I have one without sowing... i think... Shall I tell it? I'll tell it... * Jesus prods Jehova Right The kingdom of heaven is like unto...leaven... Leaven which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened. OI No stories about leaven!! Well, if you are not going to listen... * Crowd1 was kicked by Jesus (lamer) * Crowd2 was kicked by Jesus (big lamer) * Crowd3 was kicked by Jesus (HUGE lamer) errrr You wanna be kicked too??! NO pay me some attention then... sheesh, being op is difficult enough... wankers Explain the story about the...tares then * Jesus rolls eyes It's so bloody simple! He that sows the good seed is the Son of man; The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity!! AND SHALL CAST THEM INTO A FURNACE OF FIRE: THERE SHALL BE WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!!! THEN SHALL THE RIGHTEOUS SHINE FORTH AS THE SUNIN THE KINGDOM OF THEIR FATHER!!!! AHAHAHAAHAHA! ... * Jesus coughs Who hath ears to hear, let him hear. ... I would have more examples of what the Kingdom is like, but Matthew can think of some... He´s good at that sort of thing... should write a book someday Have you understood all these things? Erm, yes Good. I'm bored here, I'm going to another channel I'm just gonna idle here k /join #Nazareth * Jesus has left #Seaside * Jesus has joined #Nazareth * Jehova sets mode +o Jesus lo I have some good stories for you Why should we listen? Is that the carpenters son? Yeah. lol, the one who's mother is Mary? yeah, and he has like four brothers... And sisters? Heh, I hope so We don't want your stories! I'll just sit here and STFU then >:(