Ok ok ok i got another one... there was this guy, right, with a vineyard and he told some guys to take care of it and went on vacation so then he sends another guy over to check it out and those guys beat the guy up... and the first guy: wtf! so he sends another guy over, and they beat him up too so he sends a third guy, and they kill him... and he's all like :o omg so he sends his son, and they kill him too... now guess what he did? he went to those guys, destroyed them, and gave his vineyard to some other guys ... get it?? It's like... because of the stone which the builders rejected that has become the head of the corner :D now THAT's the Lord's doing!!! Lmao isn't that great? erm... i guess kinda... but lemme ask you a question then Is it lawful to give tribute to Caesar, or not? ooh ah riddle, fun anyone got a penny? * Herodian hands a penny heh, who's that guy with the face on the penny?? erm... well, that's Caesar... Well, give it back to him then! jeez, you can give God whatever belongs to God, but this is Caeasar's penny! * Herodian looks puzzled ah, yes, well thank you some people... * Jesus has left #Israel * Sadducee1 has joined #Israel * Sadducee2 has joined #Israel lo lo Did u c that Jesus in here last nite? No lo, he wuz like saying that once u have been banned here u can still rejoin later! LOL, never! Yeah, he did, he sed that all bans will b lifted soon ROFL, what a lamer! * Jesus has joined #Israel lo lo hey Hey, Jesus, I have a qeustion ok About last night Nettiquette sez that if 2 ppl r cybering & 1 is banned it's ok for the other to cyber with some1 else. Now what if 7 ppl some1 cybered with, were all banned but the bans were suddenly lifted. Who wud she have 2 cyber with? LOL good 1 you are so wrong... when all the bans get lifted, it's not longer about cybering here in IRC o_O no cybering?? of course not! we'll all behave like little angels :D wtf... Ok, let's wrap this lesson up 1st commandment: The lord our god is one lord 2nd commandment: love thy neighbour as thyself capiche? i guess yeah, sure yes, yes, we understand good. and woo, look at your treasury! it's like totally full with gold * Poor^Widow has joined #Israel * Poor^Widow donates two mites, which make a farthing * Poor^Widow has left #Israel now wouldn't you agree, that what that woman just gave, is worth far more than all the riches that were already there? erm... yeah, i guess you're right about that... excellent I'm a bit broke... so How about you guys keeping those mites?