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<Augustus> lol i just got a PayPal acount
<Augustus> everyone must pay me monees or i ban them!
* Augustus changes topic to 'Pay me or b banned!'
<Augustus> and everyone should get back to their original channels
<Joseph> fs
<Joseph> Mary, we gotta get our ass to #Bethlehem
<Mary> wtf! i'm bursting here!
* Mary is very pregnant
<Joseph> get your ass over here
<Joseph> right, off we go
<Joseph> /join Bethlehem
<Mary> /join Bethlehem
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<Mary> fine, we're here, but i really need to get to #Inn
<Mary> I'm in friggin labour!
<Mary> /join #Inn
* Unable to join channel (channel is full)
<Mary> wtf
<Joseph> Guess we'll have to stay here
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<Mary> oh dear, he's early
<Joseph> put him in that manger
* Jesus is now known as Jesus|Manger
<Jesus|Manger> WHeeehheheheheeee

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<Angel> lo
<Shepherd1> ARGH
<Shepherd2> WTF!!1
<Angel> Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy
<Angel> For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
<Shepherd1> Why do you come here to tell us? 
<Shepherd2> no one ever joins this channel, xcept sheep
<Sheep3b> baaaa
<Angel> He is your Saviour! you should go praise him
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<Angel^Choir> GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST, AND ON EARTH PEACE, GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN!!!!11!~!@!
<Shepherd2> meh, this is too much, EVAC
<Shepherd1> let's join #Bethlehem
<Shepherd1> /join #Bethlehem
<Shepherd2 /join #Bethlehem
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<Shepherd1> LMAO hes lying in a manger
<Shepherd2> lol, i told all my contacts to come visit too!
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<Mary> erm... Joseph
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<Joseph> yes?
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<Mary> I think it's time to join #Jerusalem
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<Mary> to present our son to God
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<Joseph> right you are
<Joseph> /Join #Jerusalem
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<Mary> /Join #Jerusalem
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<Simeon> ugh... I don't feel too well
<Simeon> think im dying
<Simeon> but i've never seen a christ :(
<Jesus> Wheeeheheheeeheeee
<Simeon> omg! it's the christ!
<Simeon> Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace, according to thy word: For mine eyes have seen thy salvation
<Mary> yep, that's my boy :D
<Joseph> er.. yeah, mine too :S
<Simeon> I bless you all
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<Anna> oh yes, he's a pretty boy
* Anna pinches Jesus' cheek
<Anna> and growing up sooo fast :)
<Jesus> Yeah, I'm already twelve years old
<Mary> Yes :D and nothing happened in the meantime 
<Joseph> oh no? We'll I just had to drag him from #Temple
<Joseph> where he was chatting with the doctors!
<Mary> Yes that is true, son, we were worried sick!
<Joseph> You are not the messiah, you are a very naughty boy!
<Jesus> lol
<Jesus> why would you be worried
<Jesus> I was dealing with my Father's business!
<Joseph> oh yeah, right, your 'Father'
<Joseph> well i'm your father now
<Joseph> and you're coming back to #Galilee young man!
<Jesus> but...
<Joseph> no buts!
<Joseph> bloody messiah business
* Mary sighs