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<Job> oooh, i am so happy
<Job> and rich!
<Job> Filtheh stinkeh rich!
<Job> i got like 7000 sheep
<Job> 3000 camels, 1000 oxen, 500 she asses :P
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<SevenSons> lo dad, were going to parteh again
<SevenSons> and our sisters are 'invited'
<3Daughters> yay!
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<Job> ohhh, how they sin :'(
<Job> but, not to worry
<Job> i'll just offer burnt offerings according to the number of them all
<Job> :)

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<Jehova> well, well, Lucifer!
<Satan> lo
<Jehova> where have you been?
<Satan> to and fro in the earth, and walking up and down in it
<Jehova> did you check out #Uz, where Job has ops?
<Jehova> that guy is sooo kewl
<Jehova> he never ever does anything wrong
<Jehova> he's like really scared of me }:)
<Satan> duh
<Satan> of course, he has a lot too lose!
<Satan> destroy his property and he will flame your ass
<Jehova> no he won't!
<Satan> yes he will!
<Jehova> lol never
<Satan> will too
<Jehova> k, all that he hath is in thy power
<Jehova> only upon himself put not forth thine hand
<Satan> woo
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<Job> oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!
<Job> do i LOVE the lord :D
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<Messenger> sir!
<Messenger> The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them
<Messenger> And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away
<Messenger> and they kickbanned all the other servants :'(
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<Messenger2> sir!
<Messenger2> The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep
<Messenger2> and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee
<Job> wtf?
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<Messenger3> sir!
<Messenger3> it's the Chaldeans
<Messenger3> they made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away
<Messenger3> and they kickbanned all the other servants :'(
<Job> WTF?
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<Messenger4> sir!
<Messenger4> Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house
<Messenger4> and then there was this Great^Wind from #Wilderness
<Messenger4> and he kickbanned them all :'(
<Job> wt...
<Messenger4> sir?
<Job> ...
<Job> Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither
<Job> the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away
* Job shaves his head
* Job rents his mantle
<Job> blessed be the name of the Lord

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<Jehova> well, well, Lucifer!
<Satan> lo
<Jehova> where have you been?
<Satan> to and fro in the earth, and walking up and down in it
<Jehova> did you check out #Uz, where Job has ops?
<Jehova> that guy is sooo kewl
<Jehova> he never ever does anything wrong
<Jehova> he's like really scared of me }:)
<Jehova> although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause
<Satan> duh
<Satan> of course!
<Satan> he is still alive and in good health!
<Satan> touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face
<Jehova> oh
<Jehova> allright...
<Jehova> Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life
<Satan> woo
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<Job> OMG I got liek all these boils and puss and stuff
* Job scrapes himself withal with a potsherd
<JobsWife> fs job
<JobsWife> still not blaming god?
<JobsWife> flame him! before you sign off
<Job> What? shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive evil?
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<Job> lo my friends
<Elifaz> Job, you're...
<Bildad> omg... 
<Sofar> ...
<Bildad> ...
<Elifaz>
<Job> ow
<Job> sod it
<Job> fuck
<Job> fuck fuck fuck
<Job> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
<Job> FUCK CUNT PISS COCK ARSE DICK SHIT CRAP!!!!!1!~!@!
<Job> LET GOD FORGET THE DAY I WAS BORN!!1
* Job is not amused