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<somegirl> Hello gorgeous
<Judah> eh, who are you?
<somegirl> lol, i am shuah's daughter ;)
* Judah sexes somegirl
<somegirl> Give it to me baby :D
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<somegirl> MORE SEXINGS \o/
* Judah sexes somegirl
<somegirl> ooh you're so hot
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<somegirl> Come on then, big boy!
<Judah> I am knackered...
* somegirl sexes Judah
<Judah> :o
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<Judah> my oh my, three sons...now we need wifes for them :/
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<Judah> You'd make a good wife for my son, Er
<Tamar> k
<Er> LOL, I have a bitch!
<Er> w00, hehe
<Er> EVERYONE GO HERE! http://www.goatse.cx
* Jehova sets mode: +b Er@Canaan.heathens.net
* Er was kicked by Jehova (No profanity)
<Judah> Onan, you take her then, but your children will be Er's
<Onan> WTF? What's in it for me then?
<Judah> Sexings
<Onan> k then
* Onan sexes Tamar
<Tamar> w00t
* Onan spills his load on the ground
<Onan> AHAHAHAHAAAA
<Tamar> oi!
<Onan> Sorry :P
* Onan sexes Tamar
<Tamar> w00t
* Onan spills his load on the ground
<Tama> :(
<Onan> AHAHAAAHHHAAAAA
<Onan> I AM TEH WINNER
<Onan> YOU WILL NEVER GET MY CUM!!
<Onan> ER WILL HAVE NO CHILDREN!!
<Jehova> fs!
* Jehova sets mode: +b Onan@Canaan.heathens.net
* Onan was kicked by Jehova (wanker)
<Tamar> I feel unloved :(
<Tamar> Shall I take Shelah then?
<Judah> Are you a paedo? He's not grown yet!
<Judah> Just wait a bit till he's older...
<Tamar> k then :(
* Tamar is now known as Tamar|:(
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<Judah> oh no!! my dear... erm... Shuah's daughter left!
<Judah> brb, gong to shear some sheep.
<Judah> /join #Timnath
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* Tamar|:( is now known as Tamar
<Tamar> Shelah A/S/L?
<Shelah> 18/m/Canaan
<Tamar> wtf, you're not a kid at all!
<Shelah> no
<Tamar> i'll get that mofo
* Tamar is now known as Harlot
<Harlot> /join #Timnath
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<Judah> w00t, partay time!
<Judah> Where are the sheep?
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<Judah> hi Harlot :)
Harlot is Harlot@Harlot.heathens.net 
Harlot on #Timnath
Harlot is authed as Harlot
Harlot End of /WHOIS list.
<Harlot> Hi there :)
<Judah> want to cyber?
<Harlot> What will you give me?
<Judah> I'll upload you a kid of my flock afterwards
<Harlot> How do I now you will send it? I need a pledge.
<Judah> Like what?
<Harlot> dcc me that ring, that bracelet and that staff you have (or are you just glad to see me, lol ;))
<Judah> lol
* Judah dcc's ring, bracelets and staff
* Judah sexes Harlot
<Judah> woo, you are so good baby
<Judah> gtg, bbl
*Judah has left #Timnath (bbl)
* Harlot is now known as Tamar|pregnant
<Tamar|pregnant> woohoo!
* Tamar|pregnant has left #Timnath (Signed off)

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<Judah> lo
<Hiram> wb
<Judah> Hiram, can you go to #Timnath and upload this kid to Harlot?
<Hiram> Sure
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* Hiram has joined #Canaan
<Hiram> I can't find her, and the ppl on there say they never saw a Harlot
<Judah> fs, let her keep the stuff then, we tried...
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<Judah> wtf, you are pregnant?!!1
<Judah> You are such a whore
<Judah> Everyone flame the filthy whore!
<Tamar|pregnant> Wait, I am pregant by the one who gave me these...
* Tamar|pregnant shows the ring, bracelet and staff
<Judah> fs
* Judah puts his foot in his mouth
* Judah stays well away from Tamar|pregnant
<Tamar|pregnant> heh
<Tamar|pregnant> oooh, I think my water has broken!
<Midwife> Ooh, I can see an ickle hand poking out
* Midwife puts a red string on the hand
<Tamar|pregnant> Why did you do that?
<Midwife> To see who's the oldest
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<Midwife> oops, seems I fucked up
* Tamar|pregnant is now known as Tamar
<Tamar> If you know this channel as long as I have, you wouldn't be surprised...
<Shelah> so... are these still Er's children then?
<Shelah> and when will i get sexings? D: