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<Jehova> Ok gang, listen up
<Jehova> You're about to leave #Egypt and for that you must honour me
<Moses> k, how?
<Jehova> What month is it?
<Moses> errr
<Aaron> Abib!
<Jehova> right, every year on this day in Abib you will not eat leavened bread!
<Moses> k
<Jehova> You will eat unleavened bread
<Moses> k
<Jehova> Unleavened bread is what you will eat
<Aaron> k
<Jehova> You will not be seen with leavened bread
* Moses sighs
<Aaron> K
<Jehova> You will not be seen with leaven...
* Moses rolls eyes
<Jehova> You will not even think about leaven!
<Moses> OK!!1 we get the picture
<Jehova> Right, let's get the show underway...
* Jehova is now known as Pillar^Fire
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<Israelites> Where are you, Lord?
<Pillar^Fire> Here, who else do you think I am?
Pillar^Fire is Jehova@firstandlastpageofthe.net
Pillar^Fire on @#Wilderness @#World @#Palace @#Eden @#Israel @#Heaven @#Tohuwabohu @#Birmingham +#Hell
Pillar^Fire using *.alphaomega.org AlphaOmega IRC server
Pillar^Fire is authed as Jehova
Pillar^Fire End of /WHOIS list
<Moses> Why don't you just use your real nick, this is very confusing...
<Pillar^Fire> Shut up, and why are you carrying that coffin?
<Moses> That's Joseph, my ancestor, I had to take him with me.
*Pillar^Fire looks at Moses suspiciously
<Pillar^Fire> Sure it's not extra food?
<Pillar^Fire> Like LEAVENED BREAD?
<Moses> No, what do you take me for?
* Moses looks slightly ashamed
<Pillar^Fire> Whatever, it's nearly day, let's get going.
* Pillar^Fire is now known as Pillar^Smoke
<Moses> Neat trick.
* Pillar^Smoke prances around proudly
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<Israelites> F**k
<Pillar^Smoke> Mind your language and go to sleep...
<Pillar^Smoke> Yes, you are cornered, but i'll take care of that
<Israelites> Who are you to order us around
* Pillar^Smoke sets mode: +m 
* Pillar^Smoke sets mode: +v Moses
<Pillar^Smoke> Now shut up
* Israelites is now known as Israelites|Zzzz
<Moses> What a bunch of losers
<Pillar^Smoke> You're telling me, I'm stuck with them for eternity
* Pillar^Smoke sets mode: -m 
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<Moses> Shit
* Moses slaps Iraelites around a bit with a hard rod
* Israelites|Zzzz is now known as Israelites
<Israelites> sup?
* Moses points
* Israelites is now known as Israelites|Scared
<Israelites|Scared> wtf, it's those wankers again
<Israelites|Scared> Pillar^Smoke, do something!
<Moses> [Pharaoh] PING
<Moses> [Pharaoh PING reply] 1 hour
<Moses> We've got time.
<Pillar^Smoke> Moses, just slap Red_Sea with your rod, I'll see if I can DDOS him
* Moses slaps Red_Sea around a bit with a hard rod
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<Pillar^Smoke> Now try and join #Desert
<Moses> /join #Desert
<Israelites> /join #Desert
<Moses> The server pings out!
<Pillar^Smoke> Try again later.
<Pharaoh> There they are! Their op banned all our N00bs!
<Egyptians> You are going to be so hacked!
<Israelites|Scared> /join #Desert
<Israelites|Scared> I'm in!
* Israelites|Scared is now known as Israelites
<Israelites> Up yours, wankers!
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<Moses> /join #Desert
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<Pharaoh> LOL, we'll just follow them
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* Red_Sea flushes
<Pharaoh> oh shi...
* Pharaoh has left IRC (Excess Flood)
<Egyptians> ROFL
* Egyptians has left IRC (Excess Flood)
* Pillar^Smoke is now known as Jehova
<Jehova> /join #Desert
<Jehova> Right, this channel was very badly moderated, my next one will have some rules fs.
<Jehova> No leavened bread, for instance!
<Jehova> I hate leavened bread
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